What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

Can you tell me a depressing story?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Was Adam white or black (African)?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

Dr No

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Hi, I’m Jo. My best friend died 2 years ago today. My husband died 6 months later. So, I’m a depressed mess (we were married 28 years) and can’t shake it. Even my Brother is worried. Some days I don’t do anything, and avoid men cause I don’t want to date. Any suggestions? Thanks for reading.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is your favorite cuckold experience?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

What are some cute stories with your crush?